i NEEED a j oey Dunkleton doll to put on my shelf :D

I found your son shaking in front of my family plum tree

my son took one of your miracle cures and now his right side doesnt work anymore, is this normal or can i sue you now

hey you left a swaer word sign in my minecraft world and my mom saw it and she doesnt want us to be friends anymore can you come over later and tell her that it was your dad that put it there and that i dont even know what -c-u-n-t means

have you ever thought about the things that you can say on a persons steam profile comments could affect them in real life i lost a job interview because my prospective boss saw you calling me a scammer and said "you r dumb i hate you" so maybe think thrice next time before you ruin my life

are you the owner of the red nissan sentra parked in the lowes parking lot checking your phone in the drivers seat with no other cars around and the doors clearly unlocked? just checking