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😵
Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.
😪
Death. Destruction. Disease. Horror. That's what war is all about.
That's what makes it a thing to be avoided.
-- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", stardate 3193.0
😷
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on."
- Samuel Goldwyn
😱
Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.
🤓
[Peter and Chris are dressed in grass skirts]
Peter: [slapping Chris] No, no, no. It's "step, pivot, step, pause". Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano god?
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Think sideways!
-- Ed De Bono
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In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror,
murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci
and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had
five hundred years of democracy and peace -- and what did they produce?
The cuckoo-clock.
-- Orson Welles, "The T