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This game is like when you are bad at a hobby so you do another hobby and then suck at that too.

Cities Skylines is that game where you get to skyline cities is when you play and then you get that feeling of playing that game of sky cities lines plaguing games

HunieCam studios is an odd blend of unique game play, that you feel is common on steam and you should be able to find others just like it, and yet I cannot, somehow this is more unique than the majority of Triple-A games out there.

What a game. This free demo is definitely worth playing if you wish to boogie down in front of health inspectors so they ignore that hole in your ship!

Do not buy this game. The developers at GrizzlyGames all have PHD's in psychology. They know what you want. They have meticulously crafted this game to appeal to every single addictive need in your subconscious. It seems innocent enough when you start playing. After all, it's just a casual city/island building game. But it's not long before you realise you've been playing the game for 10 hours straight and you can't stop. Yes, it's that insidious! You cannot stop! It will not let you! Sure, you think you've got it all under control. It's just a silly game, right? No. No, it's not. It is much more than that.

Islanders offers you with open hands, palms up, a tiny space on which to build. "Just build," the game asks you on bended knee. Sure, why not? You oblige, naively.

You add building sets based on what you think works with this island. You place your buildings. Ah, you begin to see how the building relationships turn into points. Lights begin flashing in your brain. It seems so easy, so obvious. You build more, unlocking building sets as you go. The synergies begin to awaken neural pathways in your brain. You consider the combinations, the space available to you. Carefully, patiently, you place each building, one at a time to maximise the points for each and every placement.

But with each island, the bigger picture paints itself upon your psyche. You realise how foreplanning is essential. The later buildings, the big ones, like the Temple, the Market, and the Oasis require space and design for maximum efficiency. Oh, it seems so easy on the surface, but the bulk of the iceberg hides sinisterly beneath the surface.

The more you play, the more you realise this simple, casual game has depth beyond initial impressions.

But while you are pondering those concepts, the developers have quietly lured you in, ensnared you. You don't know it, but you are now a captive. Islanders is a prison from which you cannot escape.

So innocent, so simple on its surface, Islanders is not a game, but an obsession. I used to play WoW., Yes, that WoW. The one that has claimed the lives of people who would rather live their in-game lives than do what was necessary to survive in the real world.

Islanders is far more deadly than WoW. You cannot stop playing. Just try. I dare you!

If you are reading this, know that I am now, as you read this, building an island, carefully planning its layout and design, I am placing buildings in what I believe is the best location available to maximise the points of that action. I am a prisoner. A willing prisoner, I grant you.

But the developers knew what they were doing. Grizzly is their name. Like the name of the team responsible, this game will devour you. Hours will turn into days will turn into weeks. Do. Not. Buy. This. Game. I implore you!

In 26 minutes my depression was cured and my penis is at least fourteen times bigger

I love you colonel Sanders, so why don't you love me?

It was that fateful night, the night I chose to play this game, that my bum flaps rapidly accelerated in opposite directions, exposing my red, gaping anus. I bent over, grabbed firmly my ankles, and sh!t so hard on this game that nobody ever bought it again. At least, I hope they don't, because it sucks more than the entire Dyson company.

It's all fun and games until Ghandi nukes you

I made Alice starve each play-through and no longer need anger management classes.