🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
After years of deep-space research and countless Redstone-powered AI simulations, the Oceanus Minecraft Server is being rebooted using quantum entangled blocks and fusion-cooled RTX shaders.

🧪 Scientists have confirmed the spawn point now exists simultaneously in 14 dimensions.
⚡ Server latency has been reduced to 0.0000001ms by rerouting packets through a wormhole connected to Notch’s brain.
🌊 Oceanus 2.0 is now powered by dark mode dolphins and AI-generated villagers who unionized.
🎮 The Ender Dragon has been replaced with a sentient blockchain.

ETA: Whenever someone stops griefing spawn.
Join now before Skynet installs /op on itself again.

Hey bro hows this new quantum server technology you're building for Project Oceanus?

YOU NEED TO COME AROUND SO WE CAN DISCUSS PROPER IMPLEMENTATION FOR THIS NEW SERVER TECHNOLOGY YOU'VE BEEN DEVELOPING!! MARCH 20TH OCEANUS 2.0