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Krnov, Moravskoslezsky Kraj, Czech Republic 
37 
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→ PENGUINICITY!!
→ "Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.
🚗 ✯ 📘 ✯ 🐛 ✯ 🐝 ✯ 💃 ✯ 🍆 ✯ 💛 ✯ 👽 ✯ 🎫 ✯ 🌂 ✯ 👽 ✯ 📒 ✯ 🐠 ✯ 💙 ✯ 🏀
Yours truly, Wilfredo Rudnitski (the cat)
🐊 https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1167035965 📀
📀🚘💄🥞💎🔋🐠👾🐛
🐝🌂🌳👹📘💛🌏🥗👑
🏀⛳🌸💙⚡👃📕🥒🎫
🎁📗💗🐳💚🍧📒🍖🌽
🎍🍇💄🐊🌋🚘👳👽👔
🐠😺🚕🎍💃🐟🎈🎽🎁
🥗⛳🏓🕺🐝🥒🚗🍆🌽
🎈📘👑🚙💙👹🔋🥞📒
👹 * 🌳 * 💎 * 🎁 * 🐳 * 🐝 * 🥗 * 💗 * 🥒 * 👃 * 🏓 * 👾 * 🚕 * 🎽 * 💚 * 🐠
ㅤ* is joke
ㅤ* I phoned up the builder's yard yesterday. I said, "Can I have a skip outside my house?". The builder said, "Sure. Do what you want. It's your house."
ㅤ* Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused the offer of Novocain during his root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
👳 * 🍖 * 🚙 * 📘 * 📀 * 🎄 * 🎽 * 📕 * 📒 * 🍆 * 🏀 * ⛳ * 💙 * 🎍 * ⚡ * 🚗
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!
One bright Sunday morning, in the shadows of the steeple,
By the Relief Office, I seen my people;
As they stood there hungry, I stood there whistling,
This land was made for you and me.
Nobody living can ever stop me,
As I go walking that freedom highway;
Nobody living can ever make me turn back,
This land was made for you and me.
As I went walking, I saw a sign there,
And on the sign it said: "No Trespassing."
But on the other side, it didn't
👃 -- 🎁 -- 💙 -- 💗 -- 🐛 -- 💎 -- 💚 -- 🥞 -- 🍖 -- 🌂 -- 🌳 -- 📀 -- 👾 -- 🍇 -- 🐝
🎈 * 🎄 * 🍆 * 😺 * 🥒 * 🍖 * 📘 * 🌽 * 🎍 * 👑 * 🎈 * 🎽 * 🍧 * 💃 * 📀 * 🌳
ㅤ* A fish staggers into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the landlord. The fish croaks "Water..."
ㅤ* According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
ㅤ* Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
😺 * 🕺 * 🌳 * 🏓 * 🎫 * 🌋 * 👳 * 🔋 * 💄 * 💙 * 🚕 * 💚 * 🌏 * 💛 * 🚗 * 🥗
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!