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The game is pretty good, you can do things that you cant do irl such as
-fighting monsters
-making friends
-talking to girls
5/5

I've never played an open world game as complete and as beautiful as this one. This game will probably be in the running for the game of the century, if that award even exists.

Dissapointed we couldn't stop and get fast food at McDonalds or stuff and gain 300 pounds slowly over the next 10 years.
Otherwise, oddly relaxing and realistic.

9/10

P.S if you dont find inner peace while playing the game, you're playing it all wrong.

A psycho came running to me screaming:

"I like my victims like i like my coffee...

IN THE BUTT"

Literally the most wtf quote i've heard in a video game.

Conclusion of why this game is worth buying:

1. Delicious Sweetrolls
2. NASA collaborates with the giants
3. Chickens
4. Hide & Seek with the dead
5. CABBAGES
6. Physics-defying horses
7. Fresh products in ancient caves/dungeons
8. Totally-not-annoying immortal childrens
9. Mmmmm Skooma mmmmm
10. FUS RO DAH!!!

This is basically what will happen if Donald Trump is given a purple bunny costume

My R button is stuck inside the keyboard.