Sometimes I have this dream where the entire donkey kong cast, save funky kong, is standing around me in the relative darkness, with only the flickering candle-ling illuminating the solemn expression on their faces as they raise the torch. The moment before they set me on fire I realize that I am funky kong, and I am nailed to a cross. I try to jump through the wall to escape, but I never can and I'm stuck there burning alive until I wake up.