Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of RL sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

If you consider yourself bad at RL than 98% of the community is beyond atrocious

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You're getting close to 10k hours in RL . Just a couple months away at this rate

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Boner physics Lesson :
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average ♥♥♥♥ height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average ♥♥♥♥ weighs about 100 grams

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of ♥♥♥♥

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the ♥♥♥♥♥ are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = massradius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated ♥♥♥♥ ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters

I = 380,000,0006,371,000.8^2 = 1.542410^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kgm^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second