Did you see the perpetrator Yup

Friend smilers Telling all youre BUSINESS Be in hte room and be your own star guy

Oil? Rope? Rope? Rope? They're yours. My friend. As long as you have a nough

hi

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uauauaua " hello earthling " uauauuauaua

*puts you into the ALIEN COW MANGLER DEVICE and MANGLES for ALIEN SCIENCE*

*abducts you into my FLYING SAUCER using the ABDUCTION RAY*

*little flying saucer appraoches your comments at HIGH velocity you CAN NOT shoot it down*

Hawk tuah era

STOP putting HAWK TUAH on my PAGE dude ... It gets me really in my " Frowning " era ...

STOP putting HAWK TUAH on my page

Sorry to necro but does anyone think this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stinks?

IM WORMING ... IM WORMING OUT

IM WORMING ... IM WORMING OUT

Piece of monkey ♥♥♥♥

my ♥♥♥♥ is malfunctioning i cant ♥♥♥ anymore i only bleed HELP HELP HELP OH GAWD I THINK I MIGHT ME BLOOMING

IM WORMING..... IM WORMING OUT

The petty thief is imprisoned but the big thief becomes a feudal lord.

Man SHUT UP PLEASE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Stupid idiot ♥♥♥♥♥ I kill you

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shut your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass up

Stop commenting damn

Wholesome AF

Im a bit skilled

Why this dude got 1k hours on tf2

No

Is this the Walgreens self-checkout?

Phlegm vibes

Snot-type beat

Goo everywhere

she said oh my god, this is my song can we listen to the radio all night long

ty for the trade +rep

She said "that's enough Femboy Philosophy from Twitter.com" and then I realized his nose wasn't a ♥♥♥♥. The film also continued on as normal. Every subsequent viewing of our VHS was completely normal, as with every previous viewing. We had already watched the film multiple times prior to the incident so that precludes it being some strange edited copy which would be weird in and of itself.

When I was a kid I had a surreal and terrifying experience watching a VHS of the special edition of Star Wars: A New Hope with my mom. I believe this was the late 90's (1998?) but I can't give an exact date so I apologize, however I was approximately 14 or 15. Basically we were watching the part of the film where they're in Tattooine. At one point after spotting Luke, this alien with a large nose that looked grotesquely like a strange flesh-colored fat ♥♥♥♥. It then flailed around making me turned on and I had to leave to go masturbate. I vividly remember this, and I was absolutely shameful and horny. My mom was really jarred and confused and trying to calm me down.

kid mode

your pp small

How why

Mr free man why are you taking off your lag coat I am stuck in the laundry machine

Hey man Swag

Hello mr freeeman it is me gman would you mind removing me from this laundry machine that i am currently stuck in

Please stop that

GFordon freeman it is time to wake up and smell the ashses mr freeman... you need to go kill the combine mr freeman sand save alyx alyx is capture by the combinre..

Gordon freeman from halfd life you need to Go in and Go in and Go in and Kill the enemy and Kill Manderley and you Go in and you Kill the Nihilanth

Time to sticky chute

kill