Ampersand
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?
I own a lasrifle for home defence, since that's what the God Emperor intended.
Four cultists break into my hab block.
"What the warp?"
As I grab my pith helmet and Lucius pattern longlas.
Burn a golf ball sized hole through the first heretic, he is dead on the spot.
Draw my laspistol on the second heretic, miss him entirely because the Techpriest didn't anoint it with the sacred oil and nails the neighbour's Grox.
I have to resort to the quad launcher mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot.
"Tally Ho heretics!"
The grapeshot shreds the two cultists in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel sets off Chimera alarms.
Affix bayonet and charge the last terrified mutant.
He bleeds out waiting on the Arbites to arrive, since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
Ah, just as the God Emperor intended.
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Gamer Boy Snacks 17 Feb, 2024 @ 2:43pm 
Chris... :wesker:
Gamer Boy Snacks 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:46am 
:GasAttack: I love Paris.
GhillieGoblin 3 Dec, 2022 @ 10:14am 
Hampter
Gamer Boy Snacks 2 Sep, 2022 @ 1:22pm 
I'm really YIIKING out right now!
Gamer Boy Snacks 18 Apr, 2022 @ 12:29pm 
AND YOU. THE PLAYER.
GhillieGoblin 18 Apr, 2022 @ 10:33am 
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