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БЕГИ, БЕГИ, ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, БЕГИ ГОЛОСЫ, О БОЖЕ, УБИРАЙТЕСЬ ИЗ МОЕЙ ГОЛОВЫ, ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, ОН ПРИБЛИЖАЕТСЯ, НЕ ОБРАТИТЕСЬ!
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Not very cool guy
I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.
Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!
Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel.
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when were you when john lenin dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring
‘john is kill’
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
But when a guy orders a 240 Volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating box, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he gets called a pervert.