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p2u 4 Jun @ 11:17am 
Keep playing!
🪲Hulhala 14 May @ 12:05pm 
add me, +rep awesome sense
Bludsmith 27 Apr @ 1:05pm 
+rep nice awp
✨Shakus🟡 22 Feb @ 10:30am 
plays with precision
Maribel Gillespie 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:04pm 
WOW we playing legend?
Chickabob 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17pm 
will bait and still not kill
Zorg 1 Aug, 2024 @ 7:09pm 
Let's get our game on!
Imb0nsai 27 Jul, 2024 @ 9:46pm 
bfs block me so i cant comment lmao
Imb0nsai 27 Jul, 2024 @ 9:05pm 
discord 3 stacks with 0 coms then crys and kicks top carry
3 fkin hell weeks 14 Apr, 2024 @ 1:08pm 
still closet cheating with a group of cheaters. anti cheat commin bich your fked
76561199404573613 14 Apr, 2024 @ 2:01am 
+rep from Faceit) good player!
Brightside 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48pm 
report this closet waller, who's not good at the closet part, but still in closet cause gay
Brightside 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48pm 
report this closet waller, who's not good at the closet part, but still in closet cause gay
Brightside 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47pm 
report this closet waller, who's not good at the closet part, but still in closet cause gay
Brightside 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47pm 
report this closet waller, who's not good at the closet part, but still in closet cause gay
Brightside 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47pm 
report this closet waller, who's not good at the closet part, but still in closet cause gay
Brightside 11 Dec, 2023 @ 2:47pm 
report this closet waller, who's not good at the closet part, but still in closet cause gay
Bee (ADD Me :3) 20 Nov, 2023 @ 2:30pm 
satft2 is the best piece of media ever made
brad bhop 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:33pm 
i think i smell something


























БЕГИ, БЕГИ, ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, БЕГИ ГОЛОСЫ, О БОЖЕ, УБИРАЙТЕСЬ ИЗ МОЕЙ ГОЛОВЫ, ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, ОН ПРИБЛИЖАЕТСЯ, НЕ ОБРАТИТЕСЬ!
idgafology 13 Apr, 2023 @ 11:10pm 
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Not very cool guy
Zorg 5 Apr, 2023 @ 10:55pm 
Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your a ss the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel.
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Aden⁧⁧ine 4 Nov, 2022 @ 7:25pm 
this man just went 4 and 37, and told me i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :steamsalty:
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Zorg 4 Apr, 2022 @ 8:05pm 
Zorg dupes the entire tribe in an incident later known in prehistory books as "firegate."
Griff 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm 
Sent me death threats because I called him a ♥♥♥♥♥, he somehow found out where I lived and the next day my dog went missing. I don't even know if the two things are correlated but I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this guy, please someone do something.
strange, isnt it 27 Nov, 2021 @ 7:44pm 
this guy mains OSU and listens to machine girl. Rock bottom would be an understatement for this kids life!!!
Aden⁧⁧ine 12 Feb, 2021 @ 10:00pm 
apology for poor english
when were you when john lenin dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring
‘john is kill’
‘no’
KillaKatie 8 Jan, 2021 @ 2:11am 
kinda hot ???
SauceConnoisseur 15 Sep, 2019 @ 10:57am 
The ♥♥♥♥ and Ball Torture Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic sexual activity test that progressively gets more painful as it continues. The 20 meter genital flogging test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the genitals. The electrostimulation speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal BLOOP. A single ball-busting should be completed every time you hear this sound. AAAAAAAANGH Remember to play in a straight urethra and squeeze as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a genital spanking before the sadistic dominant, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. BLOOP
Zorg 20 Jul, 2018 @ 12:38pm 
hey b
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Zorg 8 Aug, 2017 @ 8:45pm 
I✋👦want😖😏Cummy💦💧 to 💨💪shove 🚩👄his👳👌 big🙏🙀 thicc😣😦 ♥♥♥♥🐓😍 into🔛♈ me😵😜 and😪😓 release💦💨 his 😈👦fresh🍋🙏 white💨👌 privilege💁💏 in🆕♿ my😘😋 tight🅾👌 white👕💨 ass🍑✋ so👍👐 I😺😫 can📱😙 have💂👉 white🎅😷 little♒⬇ turd💩🙀 children👶👦 which🙏😹 we👬👷 will😊😚 raise⏫🆙 together🚹🚼 because🆒💦 cummy💦💦 is😋😎 a😏😓 great♻🆗 father👮👤

CUMMY💦💦 CUMMY💦💦 IN⏫🆙 MY👦🙏 TUMMY🆗💦
Zorg 8 Aug, 2017 @ 8:44pm 
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
Zorg 26 Oct, 2016 @ 7:38pm 
Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough ♥♥♥♥♥? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You can’t hack me you little piece of ♥♥♥♥. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend woh’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl.
Zorg 26 Oct, 2016 @ 7:36pm 
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid.
Zorg 19 Aug, 2016 @ 9:07pm 
When a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of harmless, naughty fun.

But when a guy orders a 240 Volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating box, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he gets called a pervert.