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I heard some hype about “Counter-Strike 2”. I downloaded the current “Counter-Strike”, so I can be prepared for the new release. What appealed to me most was the name.

I went head first and started my first game. I didn’t know much about it, except that I knew my mission: to Counter the Strike. I learned quickly that I was on a team of Counter-Terrorists who’s job was to prevent the Strike of the Terrorists. I told my team “I’ll be the guy that defuses the bomb”. I bought a Defuse Kit every single round, and waited for my chance to counter the strike.

On Round 12, I waited on the “A Site”, and after the Terrorists planted the bomb, my fellow Counter-Terrorists eliminated them and I had my opportunity: I entered the code to defuse the bomb and we won the round! That was the biggest adrenaline rush I’ve ever had in gaming. The announcer said “Bomb defused. Counter-terrorists win”! I did it! My team erupted and chanted, “YOU COUNTERED THE STRIKE”. That solidified my call to the duty, I was ready to counter any strike that came my way.

But what happened next left me appalled. All of the sudden I was one of the Terrorists!?!? Apparently I was expected to Strike now!? I was so confused. This is not what I signed up for. I was in a full-blown panic attack, I could barely make out the words to my team, but I was so certain of my purpose. I yelled, “THERES NO WAY IM STRIKING”. To my surprise, it went unanswered.

I decided to be the bigger man. I was not going to compromise. I thought maybe this was a test (it was not). I took my Glock and aimed it at my “fellow” Terrorists and shot them. I WAS SUSPENDED FROM THE GAME. Excuse me?????? I was COUNTERING the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRIKE.

I don’t know what’s going on. I had to make sure I didn’t download “Strike” by mistake. Someone please help me understand
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may 10 FEB 2024 a las 21:06 
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may 26 ENE 2024 a las 2:04 
주발아 지금 내 뱃대기 속에서 부글끓고 있어
겁내 똥매렵다 근데 너한테 허락받고 싸고 싶어
왠지 넌 똥하고 잘 어울려 너의 허락이 없는 똥은
별로 싸고 싶지 않아. 넌 똥의 대장이니까
may 21 AGO 2023 a las 4:34 
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Megumin 16 MAR 2023 a las 8:06 
bind mouse5 "use weapon_flashbang"; bind mouse4 "use weapon_smokegrenade";bind x "use weapon_hegrenade"; bind c "use weapon_hegrenade"; bind mwheeldown +jump; bind space +jump
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