UNCLE MURMUR
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Feelin' hoarny and hard, feelin' hard an hoarny. I slipped in them cheeks to get me some bologna. I was sliding away, like where's the provoloney? This ain't even enough cheese to make a whole hoagie!!!


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Old friend, good friend <3