Yo WTF I was chilling yesterday when this guy comes and joins the discord knowing it be his birthday tomorrow? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right we was singing grace when the clock hit 12:00.

Why you ask? Cuz this man is one of culture. His kind is so far and few between, therefore, it is only natural that he should be afforded the most lavish gifts and praise that the bros can offer.

Happy birthday Griff
Blessed be thy name and may your spot in heaven be amongst your harem.

Ah I see so the day has finally come. You have reached a point in your life where you must move on to do better things. “sniff” ”sniff” he’s grown up to fast, soon his room will be filled with the body pillows he oh so craves that he will soon marry one of them.
Let’s cut the crap
Happy Birthday Grif

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."1
Lev. 20:13, "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them"
1 Cor. 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

Happy B-Day Faggala. Just remember you are a pirate.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE COMEBACK KING