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Arthur Haste-ings

Take Phlash as Arthur
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 10:27am

A Bit of The Old Ultraviolence

Kill 100 NPCs in a single playthrough
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 6:04pm

Shocking Biology

Kill a guy named Ryan Andrews
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2020 @ 8:27am

That Kind Of Game

Retrieve the credentials from the club
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 5:36pm

The Slaughterer's Apprentice

Finish all of the butcher's apprentice quests
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 5:41pm

Mother of All Victories

Complete "Band of Brothers" encounter
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 7:21am

The Great Lubricator

Deliver the cod liver oil
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2020 @ 8:49am

Not In Kansas Any More

Cross into the Village for the first time
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 11:06am

Archipelagist

Set foot on every island
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2020 @ 5:43pm

Cat Burglar

In Thomasina House - Collect all fake cats
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 10:46am

Gimme Shelter

Unlock all of Arthur's shelters
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2020 @ 9:07am

I Got Better

Contract and cure the plague
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2020 @ 9:34am

Baby You're a Rich Man

Gain £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 10:25am

Now I Can Die Happy

Die while overdosing on Joy
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 12:22pm

Remember, Remember

Find all collectibles
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 2:58pm

Snug as a Bug on a Drug

Take the Joy at the very beginning of the game
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 11:15am

Employee of the month

Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redact only the uncomfortable ones
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 12:06pm

Enjoy the View

Correctly sabotage Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 12:07pm

Downer

Complete Arthur's intro
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 11:16am

The Arthur Hastings

Finish Arthur's playthrough
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2020 @ 11:24am

Resistance is Futile

Talk to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 6:36pm

Breaking Blackberry

Complete Sally intro
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2020 @ 11:24am

The Wyrd Sisters

Complete the Crones encounter
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 9:57am

The Toxic Ex

Complete speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 11:12am

The Sally Boyle

Finish Sally's playthrough
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 5:10pm

Gotta Catch Them All!

Catch 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 12:13pm

Sugar Daddy

Inject yourself with glucose 10 times
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 8:58am

Lighten Up

Use 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 7:54am

Bon Voyage

Complete Ollie's intro
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 5:32pm

Miss Byng is Indisposed

Complete "No Place Like Home" encounter
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2020 @ 3:39pm

Get the Float Out of Here

Complete "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 10:09am

A Heavy Burden

Spread the Message
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 10:55am

The Ollie Starkey

Finish Ollie's playthrough
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2020 @ 10:59am

A Bright, Shiny Medal

Do Your Duty
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2020 @ 9:18am

Factory Finish

Restore Order at Haworth Labs
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2020 @ 7:02am

Tap Out

Shut Off Joy Supply to Waterworks
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2020 @ 8:28am

Alley Catch

Find Loot in Alleyway
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2020 @ 7:30am

Push Over

Knock Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2020 @ 8:41am



Our Prudent Friend

Listen to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes

The Importance of Not Being Seen

Finish Mystery House without being spotted once

The Saint

Complete the entire game without directly murdering anyone

Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be?

Survive 50 days

You Do Know Jack

Collect all Uncle Jack Shows

Hot on her Heels

Find all notes related to Prudence

I Love the Smell of Chloroform in the Mornin

Knock out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer

Shouldn't These Be Red?

Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels

Headmaster

Get 100 Eye Shots

Well-Read

Pick Up All Lore Items

Metal Guru

Kill 8 Robots in the Intro

Local Hero

Save all the Villagers

Queen Faraday

Complete Act 2

Deprogrammed

Complete Act 3

Helter Smelter

Push 7 Robots Into the Smelter

A Smashing Adventure

Complete the DLC

Poor Viv

Complete Act 1

#1 on the Charts

Lifetime Achievement Award

One Day in the Life

Survived Day 1

B-Side

Survived Day 2

Golden Idol

Vibe all Nick statues

Liner Notes

Pick Up All Lore Items

Mind Blower

Blow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt

Love Me Don't

Serenade 30 people

Great Vibrations

Parry 30 attacks with the Vibe

The Hits Just Keep On Coming

Hit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record

The Full Nicky

Pole Dance Naked

Bibliophile

Collect All Lore Notes

Self-Actualized

Unlock All Upgrades

Canal Retentive

Find Loot in Canal

Down the Tubes

Zap 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun

All Natural

Finish DLC With No Upgrades