Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* As Sid sat down to a big plate of chips and gravy down the local pub, a mate of his came over and said, "Here Sid, me old pal. I thought you were trying to get into shape? And here you are with a high-fat meal and a pint of stout!"
Sid looked up and replied, "I am getting into shape. The shape I've chosen is a sphere."
ㅤ* Born Free........Taxed to Death.
ㅤ* A man strolls into a lingerie shop and asks the assistant:
"Do you have a see-through negligee, size 46-48-52?"
The assistant looks bewildered. "What the heck would you want to see through that for?"!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!

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