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Bro took longer to download ATS mods than it takes to drive from New York to Los Angeles in real time.
By the time he finished downloading, the ice age had ended, the dinosaurs returned, and we’d already hauled half the cargo in the U.S.
Steam was begging him to stop. His hard drive probably screamed in binary.
I aged 5 years waiting, grew a beard, shaved it off, and grew it back again.
We planned to drive together… instead I drove through loneliness, despair, and all 50 states solo.
If you want to convoy with him, better start prepping a week in advance.
Downloading mods? Nah, man’s decoding ancient scrolls one byte at a time.
Still a good dude tho… once you finally get on the road together
After a good game in Euro Truck, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great ETS2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a ETS lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard small PP push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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2020