the darkest scrondor befel the silliest bingus

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

I just wanna be part of your SYM PHOOO NYYYY !!!

Hello,

I found you on Masterwatch as one of the top mercy's and I think that's great! I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (lets be honest if you played a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th.) From now on, you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me. This comes with some conditions: You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon, and evening. Some nude ones at night too. You obviously won't be allowed to stream any more and talk to other guys. If you please me, I'll buy you an occasional loot box or two. We'll skype every day, make sure to buy a high definition web cam soon.

sometimes you just gotta do a funny lil dance :)

:).