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16 of 44 (36%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 11:32am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 5:33pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 5:31pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:27pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:29pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 4:28pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 6:18pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 11:20am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 5:52pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 5:31pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 9:07am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:53pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 4:33pm

So that’s what it tastes like…

Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 5:18pm

Found The Control Room

How long has this been here?
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 12:41pm

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 12:41pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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