This is truly the greatest online shooter of all time. I remeber the first time I ever played this game, it was August of 2004 on a tuesday. My wife had just left me. After I had lost my job my wife said that she couldn't love a failure so she ran off to another state and took the children with her. I felt I needed an escape from the sheer pain of my situation. I thought that going to my local bar would help drown my sorrows. As I stepped into the building, the bar tender, Big John Joe ( I have no idea if that was his real name) noticed my dower state and asked how the situation was going. I told him it wasn't going well, that I didn't have enough money to sue for custody and that I was considering suicide. Worried, he told me of a way possibly make some quick cash. He told me about this game called DeathMatch classic. He said that with enough practice I could get good enough to win prize money from tournamets and maybe even get a sponsorship. So thats what I did, I played for months. Day in and day out, I would play DeathMatch classic until I got good enough to get into tournaments. I played fairly well, getting fourth place. I did even better during my next locals placing second and then eventually first. It was strange I had gotten fairly good so quickly, it was almost like DeathMatch classic and I were connected in some way. Anyway, I got sponsored by Sprite, their rep told me that "I knew all the tricks." With the sponsorship along with the tournament prize money, I was able to sue for custody and have a chance at getting my children back. It was long and painful court battle, but eventually I won. The victory was even more amazing than any game of DeathMatch classic. My children are now in college and I feel content both as a father and as a man. All because of one game, DeathMatch classic.