🎮✨ ATTENTION GAMERS AND MORTALS ALIKE ✨🎮
It is with great pride (and zero sweat, because Bob doesn’t break one while gaming casually) that I announce: BOB has officially been crowned World’s Best Casual Gaymer™ for 2025! 👑🕹️

Bob’s unmatched abilities to:

Forget the controls halfway through a tutorial 🎓➡️❓
Say “just one more game” and log off three hours later 🕒👀
Strategically die in co-op just to spectate (it’s called leadership, look it up) 🪦👑
And crush enemies with 10% effort while vibing to lo-fi beats 🎧
…have secured his legacy in the annals of gaymer history.

May this year bring Bob:

All the loot boxes (but only the free ones, we’re not buying into the system) 💰
Infinite Wi-Fi that never lags mid-battle 🔗🔥
And a lifetime of “casual wins” that make pros question their existence. 🎯💥


#BobTheGaymer #WorldChampionOfChill #CasualButDeadly&Gay

-rep 20 bomb no 4k? who did u pay LOOOOOOOL

WHAT WOULD YOU TELL JOE BYRON RIGHT NOW?

I inject heroin into my arm that's scarred from times prior, my eyes roll back into my head as my manager pounds on my door telling me I'm on in five minutes. Let's rock I say as I grab my bass guitar, take a pull of whisky, and get into my chuckee cheese mouse band costume.

I didn’t want it to happen I really didn’t. I’d been going so strong, I’d made it to day 25. Thats the longest I’ve ever made it. But then I saw her there. Golden brown. Ass stretched wide to receive the stuffing. I couldn’t control myself. The worst part is, my family’s planning on eating that turkey this evening.

You have no idea how pissed I am. I’m at a loss of words. Nobody has any idea how pissed I am. When I saw the words “Mario: Chris Pratt”, I vomited so much that I couldn’t get high anymore, all of the edibles were out of me. I broke my Pickle Rick pipe that I bought with me. I tried to astral project to fight Chris Pratt in the astral realm, but I couldn’t find him. I don’t think he has the soul to even fight. If he did, I could beat him. I took on Astral Yaoi Ronald Reagan instead. I’m traumatized, I have PTSD. Weed isn’t even helping me calm down. I don’t feel like I’m stable enough for harder drugs. I feel like I’m on the verge of a blood rage. If I wasn’t spiritually strong, I would’ve gone into a full blood rage. I’m starting a journal dedicating to manifesting bad energy towards Chris Pratt. I’m trying to send him psychic attacks and it keeps getting blocked. I think he has a consciousness shield of some kind.