Peeing Michael! If I had a girlfriend I would pee on her face. She couldn't say no because I could kill her. Boy pee is good for you. Girl pee is toxic. That means it's poisonous. Don't drink it. I like to sneak in public and pee and masturbate where people will find my goo and pee pee. But I have to be careful. Don't get caught Michael or you'll get in trouble. I'm peeing Michael. One time Nurse Tracy caught me peeing on a dead rat. She got really mad. I told her it was a oopsie and that it wasn't on purpose. But it was on purpose. I lied to Nurse Tracy. I'm 42 years old, so I shouldn't be at school, Nurse Tracy said. But school's the best because you can pee in the boys' room or the girls' room. When the other boys at school make fun of me I laugh because I know I could kill them with my pee. A man shouldn't cry. My dad cried once because when I was playing with my baby sister I killed her by accident. That's a pretty big oopsie. We were playing with plastic bags and I held it over her head too long. That's when my dad cried which is what you're not supposed to do as a man. He called me an abomination. Then to make him feel better, I gave him a glass of my pee. But it made him madder. He threw the glass of pee at me. The glass broke and cut my face. That's why my face isn't handsome anymore is because the glass cut my face. I used to be handsome, but then my dad got mad and my face was cut and now I'm ugly. Do you like me? I know I am bad, but I would feel better if you said you liked me. Would you say it now into the computer screen so I feel better? Say you like peeing, Michael. Say you like peeing, Michael. Please say it now. If you don't say it, I'll kill you with a plastic bag for a pee-pee. I'm peeing, Michael. Say you like me.
-Peeing Michael