Certified Member of the Tort Cohort
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B.A.C.K.

B. I. G.

Senpai Sundays-Moe Mondays-Tsundere Tuesdays-Waifu Wednesdays
Thigh High Thursdays-Fufu Fridays-Sugoi Saturdays

"How do you get to Carnegie Hall?"
Practice. Practice. Practice.

"Never say goodbye, because saying goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting"

"Who's stupider: the one trying to kill himself or the one trying to kill the one trying to kill himself?"

"Big chests fill the hands, but flat chests fill the heart"

"nothing happens after the outro" -krai

Woah... woah... WOAH

No Spaghetti, No Regretti

Stress-Zone

1 thot 2 thot red thot blue thot

Looking for anime rp partner

Mike Tyson didnt help

Huge Weeb

Sex Kills

You may be in a relationship but youre not dead

babooooom 25 minutes ago
DVS | WHITETOWN: NIE
DVS | WHITETOWN: MOIST INSIDE




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBfUSkbfdoY&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwAoDLyJaZ4




Fair to Fair to Fair to Fair

krai.bg: I broke
krai.bg: My monitor
WHITETOWN.bg: wat
krai.bg: Cuz im a dummy
WHITETOWN.bg: did u hit ur monito
krai.bg: Yes
WHITETOWN.bg: Serious?
krai.bg: Yes
WHITETOWN.bg: Like you just punched it and now its ded
krai.bg: Yes
krai.bg: I have a few sparea
krai.bg: Spares
WHITETOWN.bg: ur iron fists ok?
krai.bg: Yea






R.I.P. Grape - May his hits be critical and his Bubblebeams never miss
Minecraft Lol


Damn, that sock sure did try to sock that sock but that sock socked that sock so he couldn't sock that sock.

What is this liquid substance coming from my eyes?

"Fox, do a barrel roll!" -Skimpy

"When life gives you jam, you make TOAST!"

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つWITH THIS CHANT I CURE CANCER༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ＼\('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
ಠ_ಠ Aluicious...
ಠ_ಠ Put.
ಠ__ಠ The tables.
ಠ___ಠ Back.
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER

Delibird is like an Articuno with hands.

Christ on a Crutch