Greg. It's been far too long. I miss the smell you left on the laundry door handle. Truly, my life has never been the same. I've walked the fiery path of addiction, degeneracy and revolt, yet to no avail, nothing has pulled me from the flames more than that nostalgic scent of your brittle, furry, yet soft hand. Please come home.

Sincerely, toilet door knob

I hope you stub your toe

suck

G’day!

I’m here to give a ripper recommendation for Matthew. Now, I know you might be thinkin’ there’s a bit of a backstory to this bloke, so let me fill you in. I met Matty back at the Sir David Longland Correctional Centre in 2011. he had just been convicted of 'inappropriately touching of children under the age of 16.'

Matty's had a rough trot in the past, no doubt about it. He’s been through a lot and made some poor choices, but the good news is he’s had a massive turnaround. He’s done the hard yards, faced his past head-on, and come out the other side a changed man. He’s got his act together and is all about making a positive impact these days. This whole kerfuffle couldnt have happened to a nicer bloke and im glad to see things turn out right for him.

gives good head 10/10 would recommend

+rep