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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard dong push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.

My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.

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It is a breezy Autumn night, and the moon is full, though you can barely see it as you take an evening stroll through the forest near your cabin. There is an electricity in the air tonight, and you can almost feel your hair stand on end. Although it has been silent, outside of the noises one would typically hear from the animals in the area, you could swear you have heard something running through the forest. Something large moving through the shadows, yet you have seen nothing. The thought of it makes your heart beat faster with each step, and your pace quickens. Just your luck, your headlamp is fading, and the trees overhead drape everything in darkness, making it challenging to see.

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David's Paw
It is a breezy Autumn night, and the moon is full, though you can barely see it as you take an evening stroll through the forest near your cabin. There is an electricity in the air tonight, and you can almost feel your hair stand on end. Although it has been silent, outside of the noises one would typically hear from the animals in the area, you could swear you have heard something running through the forest. Something large moving through the shadows, yet you have seen nothing. The thought of it makes your heart beat faster with each step, and your pace quickens. Just your luck, your headlamp is fading, and the trees overhead drape everything in darkness, making it challenging to see.

David's Paw
It is a breezy Autumn night, and the moon is full, though you can barely see it as you take an evening stroll through the forest near your cabin. There is an electricity in the air tonight, and you can almost feel your hair stand on end. Although it has been silent, outside of the noises one would typically hear from the animals in the area, you could swear you have heard something running through the forest. Something large moving through the shadows, yet you have seen nothing. The thought of it makes your heart beat faster with each step, and your pace quickens. Just your luck, your headlamp is fading, and the trees overhead drape everything in darkness, making it challenging to see.

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happy birthday nerd

Thanks, same goes for you!

Hello my friend. I hope that you have been doing well and I wish you a merry Christmas ^^

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CP!!! anyway poppen by to say you are the coolest fo the cool and you are flippen wonderous! stay tacticool my dude

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