THE CHOSEN JUAN
Nick   Port Washington, New York, United States
 
 
I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I'm wrong.
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Brandopenguin 14 Apr, 2014 @ 8:51am 
Read Story from Bottom comment to top comment!:ftlhuman:
Brandopenguin 14 Apr, 2014 @ 8:50am 
(Continued) The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God is, son?'
The boy's mouth dropped open , but :ftlhuman: he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

'Where is God?' Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
The preacher raised his voice :ftlhuman: even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, 'Where is God?'

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?'
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,'We are in BIG trouble this time,'


'GOD is missing, and they think we did it!'
Brandopenguin 14 Apr, 2014 @ 8:50am 
So one day I was masterbating furieusly in the bathroom when at a certain point "TheOnlySpoon" snapchatted me and so Before i finished i accidently taped on the notification and it took me to Nick Hotary's beautiful smiling face just as white magical milk gushed all over the walls. Beautiful. :ftlhuman: :D And so spawned the story of two little boys through my head:

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.

If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher
in town had been successful in disciplining children, :ftlhuman: so she asked
if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see
the preacher in the afternoon.
Saquon Barkley's Left Quad 18 Feb, 2014 @ 6:15pm 
it was ur mom
Pastor Pedroxis 18 Feb, 2014 @ 5:54pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ was that lol
Saquon Barkley's Left Quad 18 Feb, 2013 @ 7:04pm 
if you could change ya fate...wouldja?