Hello my name is Bashar al-Assad I am proudly from Azerbaijan 🇦🇿

🫃Father of 24 husband of 0, I wish I wouldn’t have married I should have just owned. Pesky women’s rights!

🎮 One-handed gaming GOD – because the other hand is too busy handling business.

❤️ Favorite games: Anything with scantily clad women. If they’re not half-♥♥♥♥♥, I’m not interested.

💔 Divorced 3x – restraining orders are just trophies proving I’m unforgettable. $0 in child support? That’s called winning.

⚠️ WARNING: I don’t take prisoners, I don’t pay child support, and I don’t care if you’re offended by my truths.

🕎 The Government is implanting brain chips in new born babies. They use satellites and radio towers to transmit numbing frequency’s to force civilians into submission. Tin foil is the only way to block transmission.