Im Ants-in-my-eyes Johnson, here at Ants-in-my-eyes Johnnson's Electronics.
I mean there are so many ants in my eyes! and there are so many Tvs! Microwaves! Radios! I think, I cant, Im not 100% sure what we have here in stock because I can't see anything!
Our prices I hope arent too low! Check out this refigerator only 200 dollars! What about this microwave only 100 dollars thats fair! Im ants in my eyes johnson, everythings black, I cant see a thing,
I also cant feel anything either did I mention that? But thats not as catchy as having ants in your eyes, so, that always goes, you know, off by the wayside. I cant feel, its a very rare disease, all my sy -all my nerves they dont allow for the sensation of touch, so I never know whats going on, am I standing? sitting? I dont know!