We had two bags of indie, seventy-five pellets of adventures, five sheets of high powered blotter DLC, a library half full of platformers, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored shooters, idlers, simulators, screamers... and also a quart of storytellers, a quart of strategies, a case of RPGs, a bunch of clean MMO accounts, and Tetris. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious game collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

The only thing that really worried me was the MMO accounts. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an MMO binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.