"Oh, oh Colonel," I plead, "I could never defile your pie in such a way! It is too glorious, so beautiful and filled with the most perfect chunks of white meat! How could I ever satisfy you? "

The Colonel merely laughs and smiles at me, beckoning me closer to him. I insert myself into his pie, and he lets out a great moan of incredible pleasure . He guides my hand around his grilled and juicy thighs back to his drumstick , where he has me feel its greasy girth before maneuvering my hand up and down its length.

And it was at this point, after climaxing with great euphoria , I realized where the mayonnaise of the mighty Zinger Burger came from.