Recent reviews by Sean

Really pretentious artsy game
It's trying to hard to be deep, but it's just being vague and acting like it has something so interesting to say
It's just really boring, there's nothing you'll want to look at, nothing fun or interesting
Just some loser narrating me walking through bland hallways about how he's depressed

No gameplay.
No saving.
Not a game.

You can make all the right decisions in terms of the correct form of government (limited) and the game will force you to fail. If hardcore socialists were threatening assassination, the answer is to buff up security, but that's not an option in the game.

This is the best VR demo. Can't wait to see what the developers make for a real game some day.

A babies game. You throw stuff at each other awkwardly, that's about it.

This game is awful. It has extremely limited variety in terms of weapons, types of enemies, mechanics, etc. It's really boring just doing the same ♥♥♥♥ over and over. VERY generic. The visuals are boring too, just washed out brown environments over and over. It has bad pacing where you're constantly shooting people, there's not really any build up.

The story of the game is also really bad. I had no idea what was going on and what my characters motivations were. The ending left me even more clueless. I just wanted to shoot some people and kill stuff for fun, but my character didnt, there was a lot of lubonarrative dissonance.

This game's developers attempted to excuse awful game design by making the story have a layer of irony for hipsters. So no matter how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ their game is, they can get off scot free. Looks like it worked on many idiots.

There's no subtlety to the platforming in this game. Your character has no momentum moving through the air, and barely jumps. The movement is so simplistic/depthless, it almost feels like the game was made in flash.

The puzzles are extremely easy to solve. This would be fine if they were not the primary mechanic of the game, but since the platforming is so lackluster as well, the gameplay has nothing going for it.

There's also no variety to the puzzles between levels. You do the same stuff over and over every level.

The visuals are extremely bland and repetitive, and they too feel like they were made in flash. The game has a garish look to it; the color schemes lack consistency. Also, the art lacks any kind of focal point of excitement, nothing stands out to make the image exciting visually.

The humor is funny... if you have a lame sense of humor and just laugh when someone does a funny voice.

So, do not buy this game.