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Recent reviews by smiggli johnsoni

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3 people found this review helpful
14.3 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
When passing a turd is more optimized for performance than your game, something is wrong.
Posted 1 August.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
39.7 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
I love my loading screen simulator
Posted 13 July.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
34.3 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
they made uriel septim a gilf
Posted 28 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
59.6 hrs on record (39.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
oh no i have work in three hours and i spent all night being a virtual drug dealer
Posted 15 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
16.5 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
egg so hot it fry anywhere
Posted 24 June, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
49.4 hrs on record (27.6 hrs at review time)
every time i lose my seamoth i die inside a little
Posted 10 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review funny
736.3 hrs on record (220.5 hrs at review time)
I've spent like 50$+ partially so that I can have a clean shower in the worst Fallout game ever. 10/10. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate my life. Todd Howard is watching my every move as I write this and nodding insistently so I have to hit the yes b(please)utton(help) Everything is (i'm being held hostage) fine and the game has zero bugs (help help help help hlep help)
Posted 16 August, 2021. Last edited 1 September, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
55.9 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
10/10 would never like to sleep again
Posted 8 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
627.5 hrs on record (195.0 hrs at review time)
please save me god i can never escape
Posted 9 August, 2020. Last edited 28 October, 2022.
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3.0 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
if you're tired of people and want the video game version of an anti-anxiety medication, this is great. kind of like the endless forest but with less fart smelling on the game design's part
Posted 26 April, 2020.
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