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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 7:24am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 9:32am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 10:53am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 4:51am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:17am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 11:22pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:32am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:16am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:50am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:42am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 7:14am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 2:16am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:32am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:55am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 10:45am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 2:46am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 9:32am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 9:43am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:09am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:45am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 6:07pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 3:20am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 1:02pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 11:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 2:26am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:57pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 8:23pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 8:03pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 4:52am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:31pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 8:43am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 6:10am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 6:10am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:58am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:11pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 2:39pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 2:05am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:05am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 4:47pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:43pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 9:22am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 4:15am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 9:22am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 7:38pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:09pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:12am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:32pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:57am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 11:57pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 4:38pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 3:23am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 2:11pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:04am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 10:47am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 9:43am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 3:20am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 4:47pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:00pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:32am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:38am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:23am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:12am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:57am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:57pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:55pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:21pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:57am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:02am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 7:14am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 6:47am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 9:53am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 10:53am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 3:23am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:57am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:38pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:34pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:47pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:57am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:34pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:04am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:44am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:40pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:10am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 2:11am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 2:17am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 4:45pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 11:10am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:37pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:56pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:41am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:41am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:57am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:34pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:41am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:25pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 3:22am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:57am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 9:32pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 3:52pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:21pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:58am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:02pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:58am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 May, 2024 @ 11:05pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:35pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:41am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:35pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:04pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:38am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:25pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:25pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 2:02am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:13pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 12:34am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 1:25am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 4:39pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 10:54am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 4:51am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 11:20pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:57pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:15am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:25pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 3:57am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 7:19am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 2:46am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:37am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:41am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 8:12pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 2:17pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:06am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:25pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 7:12am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:57am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 11:24am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:45am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 1:11am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:04pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 5:26am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 7:12am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:31am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 10:40am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:12am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:32am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:01am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 7:37pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:57am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:43am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 8:35am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:56am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 5:17am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:02am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:46am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 8:32am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:43am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:55am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 1:22pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:35am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:57am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 3:42am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 9:32am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 10:26pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:18am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 9:49pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 8:20am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:31am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 9:25am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 12:15pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:17pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:04am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:58pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:05am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 2:14pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:04am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:04am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:04am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:04am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:04am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:04am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:04am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:53pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:04am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:04am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:52pm



Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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