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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 7:52am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:49am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 7:49am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 9:25am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 3:24pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 11:21pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 11:21pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:19am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:43am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 11:51am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:06am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 2:27pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 4:11am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:09am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 12:38am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 12:38am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:16am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:38pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 11:51am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:09am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 10:55am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 1:45am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 4:55pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 2:16am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:14am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 5:29pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:55pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:09am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:10am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:46am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:34am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:33am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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