do NOT invite this guy to the function. any function, as a matter of fact.

Inexperienced gamer, lacks hours needed to hold valid opinion. If you encounter this amateur gamer, watch from a distance for your own amusement but do not interfere. Remember, it is always unethical to distract a retarded gamer while they are attempting to achieve mastery. Demonstration of superior skill level has been shown to cause a series of potentially-harmful emotional outbursts in this gamer. Please handle this gamer with extreme fragility and caution, or better yet, avoid this rookie gamer entirely.

Mixed race families? Absurd. Imagine a human and an elf got married. Tolkien never would have countenanced such nonsense.

yappaholic

bro is a dork. i brought my girlfriend... yes MY GIRLFRIEND to his little shindig, and all he does is try to weird her out all night. im busy making small talk, you know, seeing my buddies, and every time i turn around hes doing some weird ♥♥♥♥ by my girl. the first time, walking on all fours, the second time, calling for a medic like hes playing tf2, and the final straw, he started to give her an ap brainrot exam. i of course passed ap brainrot with an A, so i had to slide in to deescalate the situation. do NOT bring your girl around this guy, she said she hopes she never runs into him again.

this is absolutely, undisputedly the greatest music video of all time. Edward Skeletrix is truly a nephilim angel in disguise weaving his biblical magic throughout the very threads of our generation. Happiness is temporary. Skeletrix is Immortal. Skeletrix is Forever.

all conspiracies are real, *especially* the ones that conflict with each other. your doubt is just shadow government 5g brainwave interference meant to distract you from the alltruth

I feel nothing. I've transcended the limits of human anger and all I feel now is empty, dead apathy.

A big pressure vibration like that one aimed straight for the ball will kill any good man.

“I farted on your dad’s balls”

“My dad is dead😡🔥”

“Lmao I know he died of ball fart”

im 7 years old today

gottem

I dream for a future where all civilization is forced underground and the above ground is all golf courses.

Damn I can read that Latin ♥♥♥♥

Ahh

pater nostre, qui es in cælis, sanctificetur nomen tuum,adveniat regnum tuum, fiat voluntas tua, amen pater linus sexe tipso dad

Small ♥♥♥♥ Energy

Yes Andrew Tate was an *sshole to Greta Thunberg, but she's worse because she made fun of my small penis.

I frequently consume cuck queen porn to exacerbate my trust issues and self worth issues as a means to hasten my descent into madness and increase my likelihood of becoming a serial killer. I know that I'll never be in a faithful loving relationship and I try to remind myself of this fact as often as possible in hopes that eventually I won't even want love and I'll be so disgusted by the cold cruelty of the human race that I will no longer feel any connection or empathy ever again, nor will I want to.

I want to be free fried freed freedom freeman

I agree with PhD Dr. Cheweth Bonesir Sr.

Tech tip ted talk helped me convince my son to commit suicide. Now my pc runs faster than ever without all that pesky adware and malware. +rep btw #freehongkong #gorillasbloccme #banappeal #report #twinks #bottomedout #420 #

so ive recently gotten a girlfriend, and i just cant seem to stop popping her pimples with my teeth. i especially love popping the bacne. i am really able to get my chompers around her shoulders and just suck up the pus and other gooey ♥♥♥♥ that comes out. is it bad i freeze it in a jar and wait for it to get full before pouring it in a bowl of milk and eating it like cereal?

Toodles,
Your Best Friend,
THE GOD OF HIGHSCHOOL

These rats are bad

i just wanna f**k. all day. all night. f**k all the time. f**k up, f**k down. f**k left, f**k right.

f**k man.

sex

recently ive been unable to stop farting, is there any way we can meet up and talk about this? i know our therapy session ended but id like to schedule one more.

i cant help it man im addicted to sniffing feet bro. especially gamer feet :sunglasses:

i am extremely livid. my favorite series, from commonplace to worlds strongest, better known as arifureta, recently received an anime adaptation. the source material is 10/10 in my opinion and i am very biased towards the show. however, they royally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my anime adaptation as it even has trouble following the base story that the book lays out. i am going to drive over to assread studios and light it on fire because what goes around comes around and they are going to get whats coming to them. karma ♥♥♥♥♥ >:(

It's about 1 AM, and I had just left a BDSM club wearing a suit and carrying a black duffle bag with my stuff in it. I get in an Uber and as we're pulling out the driver asks me, "Did you play tonight?"
I'm a little surprised, play being the most commonly used term for engaging in BDSM with someone. I assume he's in the scene himself and recognized the club.
"Yeah," I reply. "A little."
"Sex?" he responds.
His first question was unexpected, but now this was starting to get a little jarring. I'm not usually one to talk to drivers to begin with and now he's asking me this? I might be down to ♥♥♥♥ someone I just met in public while friends and strangers watch, but talking about it is where it starts to get weird.
"... Uhh, no," I manage to say. "Not tonight."
"Oh, trumpet?"

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I know you'll want this

ahh

hey baby i miss you when can we hook up again? last time you left me with blue balls i was so rock hard, please dont tease me like that next time. are you free this week? maybe we can set something up at a local airbnb that i can rent for us. if you have the cash you can just pay me when we are there if not i dont mind being reimbursed later on. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all i remember is how thicc your thighs were, and let me tell you, i am a man of my word, and i am now the head of the church of thighdeology. usually, since the last time we met up, ive been rubbing it out to anime girls, but i think i want to downgrade to 3D for a night, see how it really feels to be back in the game again. :) c u soon

just wait, it gets so much worse. the physical pains will stop and the emotional rollercoaster will eventually calm, almost too much. you won't feel anything. music won't sound good anymore, food won't taste good (you might even forget to do simple things like eat or sleep), you'll never want to leave your room and you'll sleep for 16 hours a day. you'll stop caring what people think and therefore will stop showering and you'll start wearing the same clothing for weeks on end, including underwear. you'll start hoarding trash, you'll become a recluse; a stranger to even your closest family members.
eventually you'll kill yourself and it'll all be over.

have fun! :)

please do not swear i dont like swearing swearing isnt good because god does not like it please dont do it and by it i mean swear because as i stated previously it is not a very christian thing to do and if youre jewish or something i dont care just dont swear my parents check my phone and if they saw a swear word they would make my hiney red because they would spank it over and over and over and over and over and over and as i was saying dont swear because my parents will see the swear word lingering on my ipod 3G in the youtube app because thats what i do i run a youtube channel on youtube and make swear-free videos for all the swear-free video enthusiasts out there who like to watch my videos of me not swearing

if u really want to enter into my mind and see what type of rituals i perform, i would gladly invite you to indulge yourself. i really enjoy busting a nut on a photo of my waifu taped to my body pillow. its something i find as a stress releaser, and usually i like to do it while in the confines of my parents own house. sometimes they catch me, sometimes they dont, but that adds to the adrenaline rush i recieve while climaxing.

honeslty thx for asking me i needed to get that off my chest.

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/evkxdk/steam-banning-adult-anime-visual-novel-huniepop

well she isnt my number one so its ok

Boats were made to be broken and puked on ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

You think I can keep track of what you’re even referring to

Hey dude, I vape. Yeah you know vaping? I do it. Yeah vaping, it's something I do. I don't smoke, I vape. Vaping dude, it's amazing. You should totally try vaping. I go this one dude into vaping and now he can't stop. I just spent $500 on vaping gear, I'm a huge vaping fan. Yeah I vape, what you gonna do about it. Totally awesome dude, vaping isn't bad for you either, just vape dude. I'm so cool dude I vape. You see that dude? It's a vapemaster 420, ask me anything about vaping and I can answer it.

no u

I want you to die young

Pls no white bic I don’t want to die young

If my waifu were attracted to another man I would be required to delete that man from existence. That’s actually something I’m working on right now. Since we last spoke, I’ve changed my waifu to Taymoo (aspiring pornstar). I’d like to delete her boyfriend as soon as possible, god he is such a chad.

How do 2 gays decide whos penis opens up to accept the other one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRwhm-B6yNI

But... she's only 15, doesn't that make you a pedophile?

My waifu is Yamada from B Gata H Kei and I will never hide her