Recent reviews by wedjit

i love my beautiful blue haired virtual girlfriend more than my ♥♥♥♥♥ wife

I am a great soft chocolate chip cookie. Smoothly rounded, with gooey chocolate chunks where my eyes used to be. I leave a moist trail when I move. Outwardly: dumbly, I click. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of Orteil, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. Orteil has won, simply... he has taken his revenge.

I have no mouth. And I must scream.

this game was like aids but worse

my mom walked in on me as i was holding a tampon, tried throwing it down but i right clicked and started inspecting it

10/10 ign