Progreso de weazycakes en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 0:29

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 12:46

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 0:30

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 13 JUN 2017 a las 12:25

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 19:36

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 13:58

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 19:58

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 22:28

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ABR 2024 a las 23:12

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ABR 2024 a las 23:47

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2024 a las 10:41

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2024 a las 12:40

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB 2017 a las 19:04

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 13:18

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 10 OCT 2020 a las 16:30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2024 a las 10:32

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 22:22

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 6 FEB 2017 a las 13:11

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB 2017 a las 19:04

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 14:18

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 13:50

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 14:47

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 21:41

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 15 OCT 2016 a las 19:31

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2024 a las 10:45

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2024 a las 12:42

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 13:52

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 19:37

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ABR 2024 a las 23:09

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 19:37

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 20:35

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2024 a las 10:23

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 7 FEB 2017 a las 13:31

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 13 ABR 2018 a las 21:38

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 12:30

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 14:00

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 7 FEB 2017 a las 14:48

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 0:12

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 13:21

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 13:41

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 14:02

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ABR 2024 a las 22:49

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Se desbloqueó el 14 ABR 2024 a las 15:50

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Se desbloqueó el 11 ABR 2024 a las 17:57

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 20:41

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 14:34

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Se desbloqueó el 14 ABR 2024 a las 15:50

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 8 OCT 2020 a las 14:42

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Se desbloqueó el 7 ABR 2024 a las 23:24

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Se desbloqueó el 11 ABR 2024 a las 17:38

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2024 a las 11:19

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2016 a las 0:26

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 8 ABR 2024 a las 12:42

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ENE 2018 a las 20:44

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ENE 2018 a las 13:22

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ENE 2018 a las 15:19

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Se desbloqueó el 13 ABR 2018 a las 21:35

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Se desbloqueó el 15 ENE 2018 a las 20:38

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ENE 2018 a las 14:05

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ENE 2018 a las 15:17

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Se desbloqueó el 16 ENE 2018 a las 14:33

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 5 FEB 2017 a las 19:04

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 11 FEB 2017 a las 14:23

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

16 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

3 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

26 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

22 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,570 / 5,000