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Robert
Missouri, United States
Name: Robert
Age: 47
Location: Missouri, USA

Hey there, folks. Name’s Robert, but you can call me Bob if you like. Born and raised in the great Show-Me State, and I’ve been kicking around here all my life. April 13th, 1976—guess that makes me an old dog in the world of gaming, but hey, you’re never too old to have fun, right?
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Name: Robert
Age: 47
Location: Missouri, USA

Hey there, folks. Name’s Robert, but you can call me Bob if you like. Born and raised in the great Show-Me State, and I’ve been kicking around here all my life. April 13th, 1976—guess that makes me an old dog in the world of gaming, but hey, you’re never too old to have fun, right?
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Welcome To My Life!

Howdy, folks! Name’s Robert, but most folks just call me Bob. I’m a 47-year-old guy from Missouri, where I’ve lived my whole life. Grew up in a small town where everybody knows everybody, and I reckon that’s the way I like it. I’ve spent my fair share of time working hard, raising a family, and enjoying the little things that make life special.

Gaming’s a bit of a newer hobby for me—well, “newer” might be a stretch. Back in the late ‘90s, I had a buddy who introduced me to Doom and Command & Conquer, and I was hooked. These days, I don’t have the reflexes I used to, but I still enjoy strategy games, RPGs, and the occasional shooter. If you see me online, I’m likely playing something slower-paced, like Civilization, or getting nostalgic with some remastered classics. I even have a soft spot for farming sims—there’s something oddly satisfying about managing a virtual farm.

When I’m not gaming, I’m usually keeping myself busy around the house. Got a project list a mile long—things like fixing the squeaky back door, finishing up that birdhouse I started three summers ago, or keeping the yard in shape. I’ve always enjoyed working with my hands, and it’s nice to step away from screens and build something real.

Other than that, I love spending weekends grilling up some ribs or burgers, listening to classic rock or country on the radio, and catching up with friends and family. I’m also a big fan of history (especially military history), tinkering with old tools, and occasionally picking up a book if I can find the time.

If you ever want to team up in a co-op game, need someone who’s patient enough to learn the ropes with you, or just want to chat, feel free to reach out. I might not be the flashiest player in the lobby, but I’ll stick with you to the end and make sure we all have a good time. Just don’t expect me to understand whatever meme is trending—I’m still trying to figure out what a “yeet” is.

Anyway, thanks for stopping by! Life’s all about having a good laugh and enjoying the ride, so let’s have some fun.

Cheers,
Bob
#beamedbybob
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OverclockedGamer. 14 Apr @ 12:58pm 
add me pls
YoungAlexWunna 13 Jan @ 9:03pm 
If you believe in Allah comment this on 5 steam profiles. Don't just ignore this because it says in the Quran if you deny him, he will deny you in front of his son in the gates of paradise. This is the simplest test. If you love Allah and you are not ashamed of it, copypaste this and post in on 5 profiles.
Theprolion2006 13 Jan @ 9:01pm 
If you believe in Allah comment this on 5 steam profiles. Don't just ignore this because it says in the Quran if you deny He will deny you in front of His son in the gates of paradise. This is the simplest test. If you love Allah and you are not ashamed of it, copypaste this and post in on 5 profiles.
⚔️ SilentSlash ⚔ 12 Dec, 2024 @ 5:18am 
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76561199023245665 14 Sep, 2024 @ 6:21pm 
+rep nice profile😉
... 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm 
After a good duo in rust, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great duos and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a rust party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard push against my leg. I punched him and then tripled his ass. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.