Recent reviews by Bernanas

the game is good BECAUSE it has hands off moderation. the biggest problem with games like aneurism iv is the anarcho-tyrannical clique system that is inevitably created by the no-life admins in their silly discord. this game has the anarcho-tyranny built into the game as a mechanic, which means it can be abused, but can also be countered.

only complaint is prole is pretty boring after a while. with a prole overhaul, this game would be ultimate.

the map design in this game is so, so bad. I see people comparing it to dark souls, but they miss one point: dark souls doesn't have objectives that you have to complete in sequence. getting lost in dark souls means you find new stuff and fight new bosses that you were gonna have to fight anyway, and even then you'll always eventually loop back around to where you need to be. whereas in this, you will 90% of the time hit a dead end and have to backtrack. this game has a big fat objective marker that's teasing me at all times while i try to backtrack my way around a maze of broken doors, blocked hallways, and one way drops. for that alone, it's a no from me dog

it's probably the best free shooter of all time. cash out is a genius gamemode, the destruction is fantastic, the way every mechanic plays off eachother in some bizzare huge game of rock paper scissors, everything. almost every game is an insane comeback, a devastating upset, or an even fight that is won by the slimmest of margins. the soundtrack is also super goated, esp the season 1 soundtrack.

THE GOAT

this game is ass honestly, and i hate ubisoft, but i like it

when they add more ♥♥♥♥ to this game it's gonna be ridiculous. the combat system is very fluid, probably my favorite interpretation of point firing a gun in close quarters.

if all you have to complain about is the servers that will inevitably be fixed, YOU ARE DUMB! this game will have your nuts quaking when you finally get through that queue, it's ghost recon wildlands but instead of cartel members it's thousands of bugs and terminators with the most frenetic horde mechanics since left 4 dead 2.

you VILL drop in ze pod
you VILL kill ze bugs
you VILL kill ze automatons
and you VILL enjoy it

honestly it's a great GAME, but IMO lacking in the RP part of RPG. its kind of stupid that every party member will proposition you to plunder their holes without any initiation from you, i wouldnt mind if you had to actually try for it (ie mass effect) but it's just weird that everyone including characters i basically ♥♥♥♥ on the whole time want to taste my guy's ♥♥♥♥. i no longer want to engage in any dialogue with all these male characters, cause they all want it from me (and im not gay). very strange design choice.

drugs are bad, but my 12 gauge is worse..

i prefer my cosmic horror survival shooters to have less asian lesbian romance, but we cant have everything.