my name will NOT be hidden, you may not know who i am, you may not even know i exist! but believe me, i do indeed live on this mortal plane! for all you know, i could be right there; behind you? no, right there; in front of you. just look straight ahead, right there, see me? do you see the very tall scary and buff strong man?! no?! then what do you see you may ask? well, in front of you, lay the coolest guy to ever exist. people know him, ladies dig him, jingliu is his wife!! it's german ahahah

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