okami no life ^

i bet you felt a little slow

On my way to Self-Destructive-Purge. (Thank you for giving me a new addiction)

I've come to make an announcement Shadow The Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post om my Twitter, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small ♥♥♥♥, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and geuss what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife so guess what? I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

A cutie patootie <3

Naidus