Recent reviews by 7 inch girl cock

fantastic game, having a great time

An excellent example of writing and characterization masterfully intertwined with player choice.

Easily one of the best VR games I have ever played. The visuals are gorgeous, the weapons feel amazing, and the roguelike style of the game works really well. I've punched my desk, microphone, wall, bed, and myself playing this game.

KEEP IN MIND IVE BEEN PLAYING THIS ON A CONTROLLER

This game is one of those titles you play and you get sucked into it.

PROS:
-Beautiful environment
-Beautiful Movement across the ground and in most areas
-Collecting galore
-Really satifying when you pull off a neat move

CONS
-THE CAMERA: Oh my goodness this camera is very poor compared to the rest of the game. I feel like i'm at a disadvantage when im trying to pull off a complicated move and get blocked by some bit of terrain.
-The lower half of you body feels like a sack of bricks when you do stuff

Game is fun, upbeat platformer that doesnt fail to entertain. The camera is a bit spotty and the movement is a bit wonky at times but it still is a fun (but admittedly short) game.

You know a game is good when you play it at 12:00 at night, make your first goal and scream at the top of your lungs in excitement and get yelled at when I wake everyone up in the entire house.


12/34 would scream again

Watches Totalbiscuits WTF is for this game
Immediatly purchases it
Hears the fabulous menu song
Laughs
Begins Game
Gets a chump
Wins
Gets a brusier
Wins
Gets an apprentice
Dies 3 Times


12323/45298238 NGI


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Its fun though

I, Creeperious the Shadow Hunter began my quest. It was my mission to destroy the candy monster (I forget its name) It had low health, but so did I. I dodged and was struck by some fire attack.

ded

10 MountainDew's/27 Doritos

I like to call it Call of battlefield counter fortress 2 enemy territory. Its great and has its own dirty humor exploding out of it. If they added a campaign and added more flesh to these characters it would be amazing. Its fun fast paced and just plain goofy.

Morgan Freeman with defibs and an smg/Scottish guy with an airstrike

IGN

Its a shame really, I actually liked this game at some point.

This was one of my first steam games I bought and it was awesome. It was after Jagex had bought it out by lets say 1 week. For maybe 4 months they added the occasional balance patch or fixed some broken textures. Then their nefarious plan came into action. BOOM by default the marksman at essentialy a massive arrow almost pointing to where he was. BOOM reall bad weapons that no one uses. Then, then the valentines day dlc. My christ this was a flop, for around 1 week everyone played on it then all of a sudden almoste everyone left it. Now its near impossible to get into a room with actual people.

♥♥♥♥ you Jagex

The game is great honestly, sure some items are rental only and the max is 7 days but honestly, its better than Blacklight: Retribution which basically says in order for you to by a gun you need 30,000 of whatever currency they use. You can see my time invested into this and I already have at least 5 guns I have bought, all of them really good. The fast paced action is fun and with the small games as they are on even smaller maps you are guaranteed to at least kill one person. You earn at least 9,000 of the games cash if you just finish the tutorials. Plus around every lvl you gain you get 1 hr long vip. The game is far from pay2play. I have pulled off 45/23 as my kills and deaths with a relatively bad gun. Sure you can pay money and get a good gun but you can do just as well when you play legit.