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1.4 hrs on record
Someone joined my public lobby and used a broom to hit customers. We hit each other for 1 hour until I left. I've never had such a long day 100/10
Posted 11 August, 2024. Last edited 11 August, 2024.
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112.4 hrs on record (68.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Pretty sure that this game is better than Cyberfield 2047 😘
Posted 29 August, 2023.
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25.0 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress (Depends what way you want to play this game)
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
☐ You will get addicted

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of (Although i may not have encountered any)
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ Score ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

---{My pov}---
This is a good game; the developer did an excellent job. Ultimately, I do not believe this version to be very different from its predecessors, but the graphic was marginally enhanced.

I find it quite unbalanced between players, even though they're all-new, it's just a matter of who plays longer. I had just been playing for 10 minutes when another player attempted to invade; in a moment of confusion, I was instantly killed. After that, it occurred a few dozen more times, prompting me to disable the invasion mode so I could play the game uninterrupted by other players. I believe that this PVP approach is both great and annoying.

Nevertheless, I am also loving the game immensely. As a lover of stealth games, I've been quite tolerant of foolish bots. They seem even more ridiculous than the last versions, but it's still entertaining. I seldom use targeting weapons since, while being dumb, bots have almost deaf hearing and nearly blindsight. Most of them are pretty adept at hiding, therefore I often use handguns while approaching. Using a pistol, I felt empowered and transformed into John Wick. Kinda OP tho. I almost thought I was playing Pistol Elite 5.

Noice!! Noice!! Noice!! Noice!! Noiceeee!!
Posted 26 May, 2022.
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574.5 hrs on record (521.4 hrs at review time)
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Posted 17 January, 2022. Last edited 17 January, 2022.
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35.0 hrs on record (28.9 hrs at review time)
Tips and Tricks for BEGINNERS

This post will cover some basic Icarus starting instructions. Because this is a beginner's guide, I will concentrate on the first mission's region. Let's start with the mission timer.

1. The Mission Timer Is In Real-Time:
The in-game timer is one of the most important things to remember. The timer will start at six days for your first few missions. The timer is real and the six days are actual. So if you play on a Friday with a six-day schedule then play again on Sunday, the timer will be four.

If you have a hectic schedule and can't find time to play a new quest, bear this in mind. Before you begin, check the time restriction; if it does not fit into your plan, consider waiting. The time restriction may often provide you with more time than is required to complete the mission. If this is the case, you may complete the assignment in a few days without worrying about your real-life activities interfering with the game.

2. Gather Everything:
You may collect a variety of things while running around Icarus, ranging from flowers and fruit to iron and bones.

Almost every action will provide you with some kind of reward in the form of experience. This means you may quickly gain experience by gathering fiber, sticks, and berries while running through a forest.

It's also beneficial to have a supply of resources on hand as a backup. You may put any vital objects inside after you obtain the blueprint for storage chests. If you do happen to die, you'll have backup supplies on hand.

3. Basic Tools Are A Must:
Despite the fact that you are basically an astronaut, you must begin with the fundamentals, such as stone and wooden tools. You will eventually be able to acquire more complex tools, but don't forget to create your basic tools at the start of the game.

With only a few basic tools, you'll be able to accomplish a lot of objectives. These tools don't take a lot of time to make and can get the job done. Furthermore, simple tools may be quickly repaired using wood or stone.

4. Craft Armor:
You will be able to unlock several armor kinds as you go through the game. Armor may seem to be superfluous, yet it is not. Armor grants you benefits such as weather protection and increased speed.

Given that you will spend most of your time running about in Icarus, speed is quite vital. You'll get a 5% speed boost if you equip the complete cloth armor set. This is a fantastic investment when combined with speed increases from skill points.

5. Settle Near Your Shuttle:
Icarus is a massive planet with lots of space to dwell. Try to stay close to the shuttle you land in during your first few flights. There may be hazardous creatures in this region, but they won't be anything you can't manage.

You will respawn at a random location if you die without a respawn point chosen (using a bedroll) and no one to help you. This 'random' position is almost always near your shuttle. It won't take long for you to return now that you've settled near the shuttle.

6. Don't Forget About Basic Necessities:
Oxygen, hunger, and thirst are all basic requirements. When you initially arrive on Icarus, this should be your first priority. Let's talk about each one of these necessities below.
  1. Oxygen: Icarus may resemble Earth in appearance, but the atmosphere is hazardous to your health. To overcome this, you'll have an oxygen tank that has to be refilled on a regular basis. This may be done with both raw oxide and an oxidizer.
  2. Hunger: You may hunt for critters and pick fruits and vegetables that grow around Icarus to satisfy your hunger. Berries are a fantastic source of food since they grow almost everywhere and are simple to pick. You'll be able to cook meats and other meals after you've built a campfire.
  3. Thirst: Thirst is easy to control; just drink water from any nearby water source, such as a lake or stream. While this may satisfy your thirst, you run the danger of developing an illness such as dysentery. This status effect will gradually go away, but it might be harmful if your health is already low. You will ultimately be able to acquire equipment that creates clean water by progressing through the tech tree.

7. Large Bases Aren't Important:
Base construction is a big part of a lot of survival games. However, no construction in Icarus is permanent. You will return to space when the task is completed, leaving everything behind. This implies that any massive bases you construct will vanish.

As a result, you don't need to put as much emphasis on a large, attractive foundation. It's completely okay to have a tiny cabin with simply a few essentials such as chests, a bedroll, and a cooking area.

8. Shelter From The Storm:
Soon after you arrive on Icarus, storms will tend to appear. Light rain to strong and devastating thunderstorms are all possible outcomes of these storms. Even if a substantial base isn't necessary, you'll still need shelter from the weather. Please see the list below for some of my shelter suggestions.
  • Construct a tiny, strong hut to shelter you and your valuables in the event of a storm.
  • Settle in an empty cave. Caves may be found near cliffs; just make sure there aren't any cave worms within.
  • Using a pickaxe, hollow out large rock and settle inside. Rocks are sturdy and can sustain you, a bedroll, and a campfire.

9. Running Away Is Okay:
The animals you come across on a quest might be scary; they can be up to 20 levels higher than you. It's OK to flee if you come across a frightening monster that is too powerful for you. In stealth mode, creatures won't notice you right away. This provides you with a window of opportunity to flee without being seen.

Although killing a giant beast can provide you with a lot of experience, it is preferable to avoid them and escape death.

YOU SHOULD NOW BE FAMILIAR WITH THE FUNDAMENTALS OF ICARUS. GET OUT THERE AND BEGIN YOUR JOURNEY!
Posted 13 January, 2022. Last edited 13 January, 2022.
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9.8 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☑ Fast
☑ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress (Depends what way you want to play this game)
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
☑ You will get addicted

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of (Although i may not have encountered any)
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ Score ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

One thing that I really hate is that this game is optimized so bad 👌
NICE GAME :)
Posted 19 November, 2021. Last edited 22 November, 2021.
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34.2 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress (Depends what way you want to play this game)
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
☑ You will get addicted

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of (Although i may not have encountered any)
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ Score ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

It is essentially a Roguelike game, so it can be seen that Hades never ends, even if the player breaks through hell to get to the surface.

Hades is indeed a legendary game – it not only leaves behind its three previous brothers, which are also excellent games, but also creates a completely different position, located at a different level, new high.

Condensed, dramatic gameplay, combined with excellent graphics and extremely tight, attractive game design - these are too "bargain" values ​​that players can harvest, at just too low a price: 24.99 Biden dollars.

Posted 6 November, 2021.
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272.9 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
Impressive gameplay with nice story and amazing graphic
Posted 11 December, 2020.
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120.3 hrs on record (45.4 hrs at review time)
What a stunning story, I loved it. But if online gameplay was similar to GTA 5 or better, I would very appreciate it...
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.0 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
This game is good
Posted 23 September, 2018.
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