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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 5:08pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 5:40pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 11:43am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 11:04am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 11:10am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 11:14am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 11:11am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 5:17pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 6:12pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 11:49am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 7:34pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 10:38am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 11:07am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 12:17pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 12:54pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 1:14pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2020 @ 1:44pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 2:26pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 4:30pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 5:12pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 6:01pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 4:56pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 5:52pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 6:42pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 8:54pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 9:29pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 9:56pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 10:39pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 10:43pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 5:32pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 5:54pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 5:50pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 4:33pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 1:51pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 9:48pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 2:18pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 2:51pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 8:27pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2020 @ 5:17pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 5:14pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 8:18pm



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.