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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2014 @ 1:27am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2014 @ 4:39am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 7:22am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2015 @ 10:39pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2015 @ 10:04pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2014 @ 4:10am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2014 @ 2:01am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 7:22am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2014 @ 1:19am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 7:22am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 3:09am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2015 @ 9:50pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2015 @ 11:12pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2015 @ 9:10am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2015 @ 9:41pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2015 @ 11:02pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 3:11am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2015 @ 11:32pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2015 @ 10:59pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 3:09am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2015 @ 11:59pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:56am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2014 @ 1:24am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 2:19am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 7:22am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 8:17am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2014 @ 1:24am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2014 @ 8:29am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2015 @ 10:31pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2015 @ 11:23pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2015 @ 2:42am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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