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awesome lanista simulator

SWAT 5.

BANNERLORD NOW

great game that borrows a lot from mount & blade. if you are into following contemporary conflicts/proxy wars, and if you think you'd enjoy a mount & blade in a modern setting, you should give this game a try.

it's been a while since i've been so immersed into a game.

Oh boy, is it another game that presents itself as cutesy and innocent but holds a deep, poignant meta commentary about video games and their genres? Let me guess. The main girl(s) is likely aware of the fact that she(they) are in a dating sim visual novel and loathes the fact that she(they) has no free will of her(their) own and that she’s(they’re) destined to fall in love with MC whether she(they) likes it or not?

Call me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jaded but I sincerely think I know what this game is without even having seen anything about it but the picture on the steam page. Not bashing on anyone who likes it tho.

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:)

>download lcpdfr mod
>get a new partner named bob
>bob and i are on a quest to make liberty city cleaner
>we receive a call
>suspects start shooting at us
>bob gets shot
>bob noooo
>i kill everyone
>i go next to bob
>bob still alive on the ground
>i call paramedics
>ambulance runs over bob
>rip bob 2015-2015

10/10 will make liberty city cleaner again

>buy game
>play for a bit
>visit the workshop
>mod the ♥♥♥♥ out of it
>game crashes
>remove some mods
>go into game
>watch as treyarchs's nazi zombie protaganists starts shooting telletubbies screaming allahu akhabar alongside snoop dog music and various sonic sound effects with rainbow blood and of course battlefield theme song with fallout guns
>michael bay starts crying

9/11 needs more telletubby