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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
So you got all triple perfects on every level in Bit.Trip Runner2 eh? So you've gotten to lvl. 12 in Race The Sun and didn't get your head smashed into a giant caterpillar or a wall that fell 2" in front of you eh? Achieving those things makes you feel like you're the center of someone's homeparty and everybody's jealous of you. And then THIS guy comes around, like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quarterback of your average highschool football team and smashes you in the stomach, takes a piss in your cheap beer and chains you to a lead pipe in the basement while throwing rotten eggs at you. That's what playing SLIP feels like.

This game is frustrating and makes me feel dumb and slow. It's one of those games that gets hard REALLY fast and requires you to stay focused 110%. But that's what makes this game so interesting. Switching between blue and red while jumping, falling and dodging bullets is a hard thing to do, but when you're really into it (headphones on and soundtrack to the max), you want more. WAY more. That bloke that chained you to a lead pipe? You just chewed straight through the chain and your main goal in your life now is to make him eat liquids through a straw for the rest of his life. You want to wear his teeth as a necklace. You get the idea, once you start a level, you'll finish it no matter how frustrating that one part is or how unfair the boss seems.

Get this game, it's a frustrating yet very addictive game with a high replay value. There's lots of stuff to find and to earn. +1 for adding checkpoints to the game. If the bit.trip games are too easy for you this is a nice step up the ladder of toughness.

Also, ♥♥♥♥ you Steve. You know what's purple too? Your eye after I finally get to that ugly-ass UFO you're hiding in.
Posted 18 May, 2014.
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8 people found this review helpful
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2.7 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
It's like MvM in Team Fortress 2 but with monocles and tea. 10/10
Posted 21 April, 2014.
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