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i dont think hes doing the deal dude...

no deal or what

Send me the details, the hourly rate for translating, and a copy of the thing in question.

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your profile scary

get on castle crashers

What a gamer

who gave me the wild profile achievement
love and appreciation i just want to be able to say Thanks

+rep nice and cool!

I can't believe you lied about being Austrian how could you

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oldest trick in the book!
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Your waifu is trashu

Oh fun

Oh? What am I cursed with?

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what the ♥♥♥♥ has this comment section become

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door…. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(=◕ل͜◕=) Daddy, where do dongers come from? (=◕ل͜◕=) ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉYou see, little dong, when a donger and a dongerina dong together, the dong of the donger releases thousands of small dongs, which dongs the dongerina. 9 dongs later, the dongerina goes through a dong process, which finally raises a donger. ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ

Hey guys I masturbated for the first time ever today and it felt amazing. All my family say masturbation is wrong, but today I decided to become a man and masturbate for the first time in my short life. The hardest part afterward though would have to be cleaning up, how do I get rid off the stains? How do I stop it from going everywhere? Will my parents be angry if they catch me doing this? Will it really cut of circulation to my penis? Can I get STDs from masturbating? Thanks anyone who tells me, you will be giving a me a new hobby for spare time or at least be warning me of this hobby's dangers.

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

Today, I fapped. Yet I just could not feel the rushes of dopamine I had been accustomed to. I kept on stimulating my genitalia, but felt nothing, and simply could not maintain an erection. After 20 minutes straight of trying to ♥♥♥ to no avail, I finally felt as if I was on the verge of a climax. And with passion, I punched my ♥♥♥♥ into submission. I beat it until it wanted nothing more but death. With great strength and perseverance, I was finally able to reach the orgasm. But instead of feeling the raw ecstacy of releasing my sperm cells, I felt nothing. My muscles were contracting, and semen was being released, yet I did not feel anything. I cried myself to sleep, trying to wait through my refractory period and hope my next orgasm could be better.

Don't have one but i do have a kissanime list

MEMES ARE GOOD FOR THE

Weeb

NO (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

thats not poetry thats a porno

what the ♥♥♥♥ did i just read

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

what the ♥♥♥♥ is valentines?

wow, happy (not yet) valentines day to you too buddy.

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For the last eight years of my life, since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires, all because girls have never been attracted to me.

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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 █████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦big ♥♥♥ in the ass💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌ If you get 0 Back: no big ♥♥♥ in the rektum for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's fuktoy👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛💕💕💦👅👅Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦big cherry flavored ♥♥♥ IN MY ASS!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I take them!💦 I absorb them!💦😍 It makes 💘dAdDy💘 😊happy!!😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! I DESIRE ANAL PROLAPSE! 😫💦💕 1 ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥💦,

A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with no life has visted your profile what do you do?
(A) End his misery
(B)Give him money
(C)Blow him
(D)Call da ♥♥♥♥♥♥ police
(E)Kill yourself

I always thought orange sort of rhymed with door hinge.

What?

Wot Sar Foah: y wont u tell me
ϟTrusdinϟ: because your gay
Wot Sar Foah: OF COURSE
Wot Sar Foah: I LIKE BIG ♥♥♥♥♥ IN MY MOUTH
Wot Sar Foah: EVERYONE DONT GIVE A ♥♥♥♥
Wot Sar Foah: SAYING PARENTS DUCK

Wot Sar Foah: he is in love with tq
Wot Sar Foah: his name is Wubz Bruh

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