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one footjob please!

Don't we all tunnel our feelings from rats and snakes from time to time?

Splendid demoman!

+rep cracked armoured patrol player

51.04405° N, 114.07814° W

Seriously man I need to hear your voice again

+rep larps a good petite egirl in tf2!

Wolves in 6

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

Splendid Demoman!

Boop the snoot

+rep larps in tf2

-rep addicted to popeyes

Real life Howard Hamlin be like:
I need ♥♥♥♥ Jimmy

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this man is a threat. subdue him with lethal force if need be.

Nevermind

Revived

He's dead again nvm

tf u say about me tough guy???

Gone but not forgotten

walter white

Nevermind

Don Eladio

R.I.P hope your spirit finds a way into Masters

I snatch yo crown with your head attached to it

coming back in 10 days to remind you that you're a loser

😛SEND THIS TO FIFTEEN PEOPLE😂

↓Read it all!↓

↓I mean it!↓

↓Read it all!↓

💀If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral.💀

👊🏻I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you.👊🏻

👭We are true friends.👭

💁🏽We ride together, we die together.💁🏽

💯I want you to know you are an amazing friend, till death and forever.💯

😞If I don't get this back, I understand.😞

🤗But I have a game for you.🤗

😌Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care.😌

I'll ♥♥♥♥ you up ♥♥♥♥♥ dont mess with me ever again dumb ♥♥♥♥

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-rep scammed me

Hey there! Saw you on Omegle last night! If you remember me We had a great conversation about our favourite cereals and Tik Tok dances all night long! You told me later you were interested in playing Final Fantasy 14 with me and playing the healer role for my guild (which we truly need). Long Live the Cat Ear Society :3 ! You didn't add me though after I helped level your character with you and I think you denied my friend request by accident... but no worries :) . I hope you see this! Please add me back

++++rep

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*tips fedora* how do you do m’lady. I know you’re going out with chad but he’s a jerk. I’m a nice guy who will treat you like a queen. Let a gentleman show you how to be amazing.

What do you mean you love him? confused at the fool Typical thot behavior. I am so foolish for finding a thot like you attractive. *hisses like a cat and growls like a wolf* I absolutely hate thots like you who never give gentlemen like me a chance. I hate being nice. You know what I’m gonna be a jerk now. Let’s see how you like it.

Hi I’m a chad and I want to have a loving relationship in which you don’t give others a chance of stealing you away and I want to have sex just for fun.

What? You think that’s normal? Typical thot behavior. Go away. *fangs show*

“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.”-Psalm 23:4

as a wise man called bruce once said (thast justis be the way thy isith)

Hey bro can you stop picking on my friend in csgo? Hes only dmg ( not the abbreviation damage you rpg scrub) he only uses negevs and shotguns but he can still pull his own weight so next time think before you say because you upset his feelings. Would you say those things if you said them to your Aunt? Yeah no now you know how he feels. So next time please be considerate and don't taunt him because he's coloblind to the A site and B site on the map. Thank you signed by John

Have a great week , my friend <3

Have a nice week :)

OmO Where do i start? (´ω｀*) hehe~~ last night was the most magical moment because I was watching anime with my little sister and all of a sudden she hugged me!!!!! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) I was sooooo embarrassed !!! >.< She started touching me and said “Onee-chan!! make love with me” (。・_・。) She started kissing me and she tasted like apples!!! w^ It was soooooo nice!!! (≧◡≦) ♡ Then she started stripping and it was super kawaii-desu!!! But the fun ended because papa had to come in and join us (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

Nice Profile My Brother

Thank you for the nice compliment. I really like the style of your profile. Well done, buddy.

Calling you gay for no reason

+meme

hello from Russia gnida

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nice profile XD

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