Steam Community :: kaleq :: Profile Comments

isabela<3 11 Mar @ 9:59pm

Yeah...I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 discord kittens right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.

My parents hate me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either.

mythii 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:06pm

very high social credit!!!

Zeus+シVitalz^ 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:53pm

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to the end. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly 𝗰𝘂𝗺 every time. But I've trained my 𝗰𝗼𝗰𝗸 muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

Zeus+シVitalz^ 13 Jan, 2024 @ 8:04pm

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Slimthicc 7 May, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Since steam's stupid and broken atm, add my discord: JimmysJim#0069

Zeus+シVitalz^ 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:46pm

hey, strawberries! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

fuLLi 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:12pm

man puts the kale in kaleq

kaleq 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53pm

thank you for the commment, i will work on my ability to game harder, thanks for the pro tips. i shall use this vital information next time we que and be the best bot possible to make ur csgo mathmaking more enjoyable

adverse 30 Oct, 2022 @ 1:51pm

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, econ management, pistol aim, awp flix, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retakes, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

adverse 25 Oct, 2022 @ 9:46pm

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that, It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play CS:GO sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo..

Crispy Jim™ 3 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26pm

good player +rep

Deadly 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

+rep can confirm eats ass
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jay 23 Feb, 2020 @ 7:12pm

+rep really good cs player, good comms, positive IGL

kaleq 26 Jan, 2020 @ 3:56pm

CHEATER MAN !!!!!1!!!1

Tom 10 Jan, 2019 @ 11:14am

is this all you do with your life

Tom 10 Jan, 2019 @ 11:14am

f ing nerd

Tom 10 Jan, 2019 @ 11:14am

i hate you loser

Tom 10 Jan, 2019 @ 11:14am

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kaleq 10 Nov, 2018 @ 12:09pm

such wow

Biden Smokes Newports 22 Feb, 2018 @ 3:31pm

cheater

rush 17 Feb, 2018 @ 10:11pm

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HACKER

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